pamp.fan was founded in a bedroom by three jeets and a goose. After seven failed attempts (RIP pamp.lol), we finally built the world's first decentralized cope generator — a sophisticated financial product where you click a green button and your bag pamps. Or doesn't. That part is a feature.

Our mission: make numbers go up. Our backup mission: make you feel something while they go down. We are not financial advisors. We are not advisors. We don't even know what day it is.